This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

When all you have is a hammer, everything else is a nail.

Everypony wants a mirror pool clone. One time donations through Paypal and monthlies through Patreon.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

I'm always online it seems...

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I'm um, Fluttershy. Not doing okay but wanting to write, even if it's messy. Suffering from bad OCD. Trying to overcome it, lest my, um, writing deteriorate. I can do this~

Just a French girl who loves reading, writing and sometimes translating stories.

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"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

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Not here anymore.

Pat is love, Pat is life

i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

Just a guy who reads a lot of pony words.

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

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Nothing

I used to write. Depression killed that for years. I might get back to it someday.

I'M GOING OUT OF THIS WORLD THE WAY I CAME IN! ROYALLY PISSED OFF, SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN AND COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD!

That one guy who likes stories, ponies, and stories about ponies.

I'm a lot more egotistical than I have any right to be, seeing as how I'm only as unique as everyone else.

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

I mostly just read stuff. Oh, and sometimes make ePubs.

I always wanted to write stories! I think...

Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

I'm just a brony. I love playing video games. I love watching MLP and reading stories about MLP. Sometimes I write something. I don't know what else to say.