Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Your average inexperienced writer.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Yes this is the same Shadow Storm as on Youtube so check out my channel I hope not to disappoint and im a Milwaukee Wisconsin brony

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Pegasister editor, writer, and drawer! Trying to spread happiness wherever I go! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

space is a waste