Who am I? I'm a reader not a writer. (But fuck it... I can't find any drug induced clop so I'll just have to write it myself) But not just any reader. I peruse the baser clop stories of this steamy little site. If I followed you, it's because you have some decent clop stories that are worth my sitting down with a whisky in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

Im 21 years old, was born in Stoughton, Wisconsin. Shitty little town with shitty people. On the upside I now study at Eau Claire University so I finally found some civilastion... oh and ponies.