I'm here to edit stories and seduce ladies... and I'm all out of stories to edit.
"You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer."
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
Politicians prey on the vulnerable, the disadvantaged and those with an infantile sense of pride in a romanticised national identity which was fabricated by a small to mid-sized advertising agency.
anyone who has read my fics ever: yes, you love Sonapie, we know, you love Sonapie so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Sonapie, we KNOW,
I like to write about ponies going on adventures. And crying. And kissing. Sometimes all at once.
Just a guy that stumbled into the fandom, and started writing.
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
Just a man with loads of free time and loads of fanfiction ideas
One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook
We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.
"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."
I'm just like everyone else... except for the part where I'm completely different from everyone else... and that's okay.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!
British accents make everything 20% eviller~
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤