Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge you to try and find the parts I wrote ¦¬}

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You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.

It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11842823/1/Forbidden-Love-The-McDonald-s-and-KFC-Sonata

I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,)
Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~

Oh and today's my birthday I guess...
(I got the singing Adagio Doll I was so happy I came :,) )

And thank you Vital Spark for the Lovely fic.
You're awesome <3

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I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.

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Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy!
To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls!
I'll start!

Over in the UK, on May 7, the general polls open, where once every 5 years people will vote for what party they want to be in power. (It's currently a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats)
However this year it seems no-one is sure on who to vote for.

#WubcakeForPrimeMinister

I swaer on me mum if you watch this you will die and it will give you nightmares and you will die.

Bruv, do you even skeleton?

You wanna know something mildly surprising?
I ship it~

It seems I have another OTP
I challenge those reading this to write a clopfic between that sexy centaur girl and me

So... whatcha gonna do?