Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

I stare at souls

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

I am a new author who writes to improve his writing and to see if I can come up with great ideas for people to enjoy.

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

[birb intensifies]

We are already dead.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

It took me two and a half years to update this status, securing my continued reign of as recipient of the Slowest Writer Award.

♦Gone fishin'♦

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

A fellow traveler...

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

I write stories

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

As you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil, for I am the scariest thing you will find in this valley. Trust me, I looked.

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What can I say about me. I'm an Australian brony. I started watching the show just before the end of season 1. Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and Applejack are bestpony.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

unkown.