So this is a subject I've been mulling over for some time now, and at this point it's just time to say screw it and announce that I'm tentatively opening up writing commissions.

I want to say this is for a nobler reason like forcing myself to become a better writer or looking to hone my craft, but I'd be lying.

Truth is I've hit a really rough patch thanks to a certain pandemic and really need the money.

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Nothing super important to see here. Just posting a heads up that I'm moving to a new apartment and that I'll be without internet for a few days. Still working on words, and hopefully I'll have internet in time to submit my entry in Oroboro's contest.

A few days late, but I've been on this site for 4 years. It's been fun, honestly.

Also, I'm still breathing, still depressed, and still sleep deprived, so I guess those are things too.

On the story progress side of things, I'm working on an entry into Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest. There's already a few entries up. Go check them out.

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The month of love is well upon us at this point. I imagine there will be a large number of shipping stories hitting us soon, so that's kinda neat.

In my neck of the woods, I don't have any romantical stories ready for this month. I did put out my first M-rated story this month, though. It's fun nonsense. I've got at least one more story planned for this month, though, so keep an eye out relatively soon.

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You know, if you had asked me on Thursday what I'd be doing for the weekend, I could have guaranteed the answer wouldn't have included spending Friday night writing a story about bake-it-yourself sexual tutorials. Nor would it have included naming anything a Cupcanus. But guess who ended up doing exactly that?

Me. It was me. Feel free to be ashamed of me.

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So I'm a bit later on the update blog this month, but there isn't much to say, really.

I'm working on a couple projects, entering at least one contest soon, and working on my contribution to a lovely Pinkie collaboration.

December wasn't my month, you may have noticed. It never is. January is looking up finally, and next month might be even better.

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I'm gonna start off by saying that I hate New Years Resolutions. The whole concept of "new year, new me" always rang hollow when I heard it. So this year, I'm foregoing resolutions.

What I can do, though, is make promises. I keep those.

I know what you're thinking: "Dwarvish, what's the difference? Isn't a resolution just a promise for you to do something this year?"

To that I say "shut up."

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So, uh, yeah. I survived the entirety of 2017. Go me!

Here's to a year of happiness and good fortune to all of you. You deserve it.

November was a good month for me, both for writing and in meat space.

Writing-wise, I put out three stories last month. This is a new record for me. Seriously, I'm more inconsistent than quality in a DC superhero movie.

The last story I posted in November did... Well, astoundingly well. I expected to get a few chuckles and then have my story get buried by others of higher quality.

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Well, shoot. Time to add another candle to the cake.

Today's my birthday. I had intended to post a story today, but someone helping me with it has pointed out a number of holes in it that need to be patched. So expect it by Friday, I guess.

I've got a couple other things in the works, but none of them have progressed far enough to announce. I will say, though, that one of them includes a particular fashionista that nobody likes (Spoiler: it's Suri).