I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Damn, I wish I could read.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

The man without a plan.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?