"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

God, I'm so sorry.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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