just a writer from tumblr, but my url over there is pilkpro

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

My name is Beta Bookworm! My full bio is on my user page!

I've experienced more fanfiction than anyone else I know. I see characters as puzzles, stories as riddles and cliffhangers as UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE!! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!!

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

brony since late 2012. I'll write about myself some other time. :)

I deal in lewds and lewd accessories

Living one day at a time.

I am an avid reader who enjoys all types of stories.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Loves mah ponies. Also offering my services as an editor. Please let me edit your work.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

About me: I'm old enough and still enjoying the fandom. I like to edit stories.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

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