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The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I come from UK. Recently I've had the pleasure of enjoying MLP and figured that it would be a good idea to create an account here and give writing fanfiction a pop.

I really have nothing to put here at the moment.

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?