I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Original Works. It was a good run.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

"Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else." -C. S. Lewis

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Still slowly trying to disentangle from MLP. It is ... slow going.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Your soul shall be mine...

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.