If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.
Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn
Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann
A young adult with a degree he hates and a wanting for a life at sea.
Just a man with loads of free time and loads of fanfiction ideas
Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.
An android coming from space who's trying to learn the ways of humans.
Neardy little fanfic reader who is trying to make her own. Love talking and you can allways feel free to send a PM.
Despite my avatar, I am not actually a pony. (You may also see me around as m2pt5 rather than Emtu.)
"I left him a word. That word is 'nineteen'. If you say it to him, his mind will be opened. He will tell you what he saw."