King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Software Developer and amateur writer.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

This is fiction. But it is based...

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Just a simple guy who likes to find a shining light, even in the darkest of places.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Just a dude writing fanfiction and his sister doing all the editing

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

RP writer and Spacebattles

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Can I speak to the manager?

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

I actually am a scientist!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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