Welcome to the cum zone

Scraping my way up

Horse words are the best words.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Warning. Prolonged exposure may result in: Insanity, Eye Hemorrhaging, Rational Fear.

Guess whose back?!

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

I like to do Sunset Shimmer stories, and that's about it right now.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a girl who loves to write.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.