I'm a writer from the Anon in Equestria threads on /mlp/. Not much to say apart from that.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

irresistible

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.