I do be writing. You do be reading

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Too much to write; too little time

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

This is fiction. But it is based...

The magic comedy hoers.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

God, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

time is a crime

space is a waste

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.