Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

Hug your nearest alicorn.

"Man, sucks that mechanical hands are the ruler of everything."

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

Mostly harmless.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I dreamt of a mare, blood black as sin, with a glare, much darker than that which churned within. And yet I swear, she wears a smile so thin, it shines in the dark a crescent flare, her wicked grin.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just trying to be better.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-enonnnymous

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Purveyor of Pony Parables & generally too-serious MLP fan.

Sticks and stones may break my bones. If I have fucking Osteoporosis.

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

Remember: the Six are One

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

love my daughter and all my friends. Nothing makes me more happy than to see I make an effect on people in a positive way. I am an animal rescuer and loving mother and wife. I love writing and MLP.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

The other authors make it look so easy

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Very rare logins. To much drama in my life.

Male, Colombian

Never stop doing your best just because someone doesn't give you credit.

do I exist? Do you exist? Maybe neither of us exist, but instead simply are. crackers.

Just your average brony who enjoys writing stories.

A true friend is the one who see's the pain in your eyes, while others believe your smile.

✨Hi, I'm Kitty! I'm not really active much on here anymore but if you want to talk to me, do message me on discord! Have a lovely day! ✨

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.