I'll slay you with cuteness!

Just got a manecut!

Click this to experience life how I know it...

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

Fate fell short

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I prefer writing and reading original stuff, with a sinful taste to abnormality, darling.

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It's hip to be square

I am the guy who writes the Equestrian-Marvel Universe. If you don't know what that is, take a look at The Iron Mare. Oh, and I write other things.

Just some average late teen that enjoys life.

I just write whatever pops in my head.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

What can I say, I love Luna.

I fucked 12 women at once! I got aids. Yolo lol!

Your face shall follow all.

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Been writing since I could read. I haven't done fan fiction in a long time, but at the urging of my friend, I've made a few FIMfics, and now I can't stop.

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

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I mainly write weird stuff. Fimfic equivalent of how2basic

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I'm sorry...

"Only time shall tell whether death creeps into the heart of a weary mad-child such as myself; for I know only but what I have seen, while everything else is but a dream..." -ShadeKastaran (2016)

I'm back from the dead.

Passionate writer that is still exploring new grounds. Trying out various schemes and writing styles. I hope you enjoy!

I started being a brony by the age of 18 (not now...)

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.