I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

We didn't start the fire.

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I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I am unsure what to put here.... TO BE CONTINUED!