I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Take Time To Spread A Little Magic! 🪄✨️

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

I used to be called Dashing Knight now i am Talent Jack

Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

My horse is smarter than your honor student.