You seem to have javascript disabled, or your browser is failing to execute it properly. Much of Fimfiction's functionality requires javascript so we suggest you turn it on!

Aboot Me:

HELLO THERE MERE MORTALS!
Me name is Chuck as you lot could probs guess.
Mersey is in fact me sister; yes, me sister. She's lying because she's self-conscious for some reason. Birth Certificate right here: Jenny Tyler Salisbury, born 27 Apr. 1999, born in 'Murica. (Me parents were on vacation at the time, don't judge me, mate.) Anyway, she's the one who got me into all this My Little Pony stuff, damn her soul. (Nahjustkiddingpleasedon'tkillme!) Also, I first heard a bunch of bands I like from her, including the Beatles, Buffalo Springfield, and Coldplay. (Not to mention a bunch of ponybands.) Oh yeah, bout her, she's me favourite character. Mainly because she wouldn't lie about me missing '65 Epiphone that cost me £3110, like some people I know. (In case you're curious, I got the cash from me parents for working like a-well, like a workhorse. Well, that's 'bout all for now.

Pledge of the Obscurity

Ne’er will an idea to me
Too fanciful to be
Be wasted upon time
For I’ve words to rhyme

An idea too old
Obscure ten-fold
I am one of lore
Telling days of yore

The oldest lorry
The newest glory
When we talk, you may call me Obscurity.
When we talk, you may do it with Surety.

I take upon this pledge to honour the name of Rassilon, in title, and in name.

I take upon me this pledge as an indicator of alliegence.

I hereby will be known as the Obscure, and will dedicate my life to historical preservation, no matter of what historical importance.

I will be the friend of historians.

((Got the idea from a m8 of me lil' sister.))

Top Favourites

The Drums of War: How to live as a Timepony Life is, to say the least, unpredictable, especially if you wake up in the body of a previously insane Timepony with a god-complex. by ShackledTime 15,056 words · 48 · 6
Living Nightmare Nightmare Moon was destroyed by the Elements. But a part of her remained, working til it could become whole again. But something went wrong. by Autum Breeze 127,982 words · 1,908 · 146