Give thanks for that which you appreciate.

I was bored on Reddit, so I kept on hitting the "Random" button to send me to new, fantastic subreddits.
r/Libertarian comes up, and I vomit.

She's watching the Fox News coverage of Trump's visit to Vietnam, and laughing at the interpreter's "funny accent".
It's an accent that's barely noticeable, by the way.

I guess my three-year anniversary was a few weeks ago...
Cewl

ONE THOUSAND MINUS SEVEN IS WHAT?

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Unfortunately, I don't own any weapons, and I'm not a fan of a slow, painful, and not-guaranteed DIY attempt.
I've been hoping for a car accident as of late. Lethal wreck. Won't even know what hit me.

All my friends will move on. My family will move on. Everyone will move on. My life is pointless, pathetic, and irrelevant, so my death would be as well.

To be honest, I'd like to die, but I'd like to see how people react afterwards.
Will my friends mourn?
Will my classmates even care?

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For Halloween, I and a few friends are going to school on Tuesday as characters from The Office. So far, I'm going as Dwight, my best friend is going as Jim, and two other friends of ours are debating whether or not they should go as Michael and Andy.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my sweet amour, "'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!" Quoth the server... "404"