I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
"Throw down your hatred and surrender to kindness, or you will face love and tolerance unlike any this world has ever seen"
This is a bio. My favorite MLP ship is TwiDash, followed by Rarijack. I'm not a very good nor prolific writer, so don't expect very many works from me.
"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." -Carl Sagan
Hello! The name's Valystine! I love writing, and drawing as well. Small warning, I have the tendency to start stories and probably not finish them, but please do enjoy what I have to offer. Goodbye!
Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover
A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch
Youtube, reading, guitar playing, video games, a little bit of writing. Sounds about right.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes.
I have always been fascinated with my little pony. Not for the friendship and all it is trying to convey, but for the variety of characters, both hero and villain
I'm an American, but I like the Brittish spellings for words. They just look more... Right.