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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I do be writing. You do be reading

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"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Apparently I had this account for 6 years and never realized it. Well, let's make some use out of it. I've got some fanfiction backstock I've accumulated over the years.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

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A Warning to Others

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Izzy is best pony.

So long, Space Cowponies.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Suggestions Welcome. Your Patronage Appreciated.

Too much to write; too little time

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

All bow before my horrible chatroom grammar!

What a beautiful Sunset.

We grow 'em big!

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.