Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am totally alive and not dead, totally...

I do be writing. You do be reading

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A little turtle who likes to write

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

I sometimes write stuff! Who knew!

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

Don't worry you can trust me, But don't say i didn't warn you.

Too much to write; too little time

time to get off this furry boat

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Part time writer, full time ded

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Made from 100% potato.

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!

Greetings everybody! I am a new writer who tries to create some amusement. I enjoy writing and reading stories, if you enjoy my stories give them some support and join the shadow army (=my followers).

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

*SPOILERS* ;)

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just a writer as a hobby.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.