until I get pal world, install 46 mods, play it for a few hours, and then write 20,000 words about tinker fucking the pink lizard...

or even salazzle, or both, something like that

because why not put my poor sona through that lol

All right, I've lost the motivation to write my own stories, that much is clear. But if someone wants to pay me, well, maybe I'll be able to reason with myself and get to writing again.

It doesn't help that I have 90 dollars to my name at the moment, and big van's leaking radiator ain't gonna fix itself!!!

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to celebrate it i have written even more secks

aw ye

In a flurry of horny-induced late night keysmashing, I have finished the tomka story!

With the exception of stories I've marked as Hiatus cause I dunno what to do with them, all that's left to finish is the story about Chryssi and Cady in that universe where nightmare moon won!

Just gotta come up with some good ideas for that one...

3,300 words of poor Tinker getting plowed by big horny nintendo not-really-a-dragon has become 13,830 words of poor Tinker getting plowed by big horny nintendo not-really-a-dragon

but also tinker plowing bowsette too which is epic i think

so I had a thought: what if bowser was actually a dragon pretending to be a Koopa or something, and the shell is just some sort of armor that is hiding his wings and so on

and then I had another thought, well bowser would be kinda hot I guess

and then I made another blank placeholder story, just in case I'd ever bother writing about it

and then I wrote 3,300 words of poor Tinker getting plowed by big horny nintendo not-really-a-dragon

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Well, I guess greatest work depends on what each person is into, really. I'm sure some people out there think the timberwolf story is the best one.

I'm kinda scared of those people.

But it's done!!!!!!!!!! I can go to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, my longest clopfic is the original Tinker story with Celestia, at 21k words, and while that one isn't finished, neither is the Ember story I've been writing all week, and that one is at 25k words!

I think I might need help, but I don't know what kind of help

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Should I be proud or ashamed that it took me this long to post an E rated story on this blasted website?

Either way, I had fun writing it :3

I've been snuggling my twilight plushie every night, and I decided, well, I want Tomka to snuggle a honse, and I ended up goin with fluttershy cause why not?

Sure, it could've been a lewd story, but I didn't wanna for once...

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whoops

thanks Miraidon

you sexy bitch

motorcycle lookin ass dragon ass techno robot ass lookin

yeah he's hot

anyway I am sliding further into the stereotype of being fimficiton's master of Poképhilia and I don't know if that's good or bad

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