so long gay bowser · 8:11am Jan 30th, 2023
so I had a thought: what if bowser was actually a dragon pretending to be a Koopa or something, and the shell is just some sort of armor that is hiding his wings and so on
and then I had another thought, well bowser would be kinda hot I guess
and then I made another blank placeholder story, just in case I'd ever bother writing about it
and then I wrote 3,300 words of poor Tinker getting plowed by big horny nintendo not-really-a-dragon
(can you tell that "and then" is where things go wrong yet?)
anyway, I uh, I dunno, it might get published. I really wanna finish the story about cady and chryssi tackling nightmare moon in the alternate universe but I guess this is what has my attention right now >_>
oh and the point of the title of the blog is that it's female dragon tinker in which case bowser is straight and therefore so long gay bowser because he is not gay and he is in fact breeding the dragoness because why not I guess