Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

loves tiaras.

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.