Current Points: 490/4225

10 - Brony
You did something pony related, Congrats!

50 - Pony Pro
You did a bunch of pony related things! You might grow hooves now!

200 - Trixie's Stage Hand
It might not be the most glamorous of jobs, but you do get to work with one of the most glamorous of ponies (as she has made clear countless times since you arrived)

500 - Defender of the Derp (So close!... Yet so far T^T)
It's a full-time job with falling pianos, buildings collapsing, and the occasional pegasus shaped missile heading directly for your head, but at least the muffins are good.

1000 - Lyra's Anthropology Project
Hands? Check! Feet? Check! Patchy mane? Check! The realization that everyone in Equestria runs around naked? Awkwaaard.

1500 - Twilight Sparkle's Fanfiction Editor
While complimenting her excellent use of the scientific method in deducing the perfect book to read togeather, Rippling Pages slowly caressed Moonlight Twinkle's cutie mark...

2000 - Cadenza's Love Potion Taste Tester
If a cute pony falls in love with a hairless monkey thing, you know the potion is working!

2500 - Celestia's Hoof Massage Therapist
It was the only job available, but at least you get to hang with Royalty and take part in all the luxeries that go along with that all week. Turns out Celestia really likes hoof massages.

3000 - Chrysalis's Personal Hugging Post
Now if only you could convince her to do it when she wasn't in her bug form...

3500 - Luna's Modernization Instructor
As Luna's personal teacher in all things current times, it is your job to spend every waking minute with the princess as she goes about her nightly duties. How far you take that is up to you~

4000 - Alicorn Princess
You sprouted wings, you grew a horn, you were given a castle, you have a miniature figure of yourself for little girls to gobble up, and you may or may not have changed genders. The pinnacle of ponyness has been reached!

4500 - ???