time is a crime

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

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Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Horrifically Fun

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I love to be surprised by stories. Especially my own.

okay now kiss!

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

We grow 'em big!

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Death God

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A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.