Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold.

Connection Status: Disconnected

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Life is Work. Work is pain. Therefore: Life=Potato

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

This is fiction. But it is based...

Awesome McAwesome guy that loves MLP and League of Legends.... nuff said.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

If I've entertained just one person, I've done my part.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Too much to write; too little time

Sham-wow!

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I'm a comic artist and illustrator. And my fav MLP is Rarity, also love Sparity. my dA http://pia-sama.deviantart.com

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Death God