I have vacation days!? You mean I can leave anytime I want and not get yelled at over the phone? Because, seriously, it's always over the phone!

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

Maybe we can't help feeling scared alone! But we're all right here, together! We've got out friends close by! Now there's nothing to fear, because we are not alone! - Natsu Dragneel of Fairy Tail

God has blessed the world with three things: Pizza, Internet, and Ponies. It has been scientifically proven that, without these things, life would cease to exists, for sure.

Gassing yourself is the only solution. In fact, it's the final solution.

Just a guy from Australia who likes to write when he's bored, updates are rare but I usually deliver good work.

Just a transgirl hoping to read some awesome fanfics and get inspired for writing

If at first you don't succeed, use more Dynamite.

Don't be a soft goat

I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.

I'm a ninja dangit!

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

♥ ρєσρℓє иσтιςє уσυr ρєrѕσиαℓιту ♥

I love to write stories

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

New Account: SSparkleTheSilvHunter Feel free to continue my old stories as long as you ask for permission and credit!!

Slightly insane, but then again, who isn't?

Requested a permaban because I'm done here.

Weird + Pencil + Technology + Nerd + Clutz = Me

If time weren't a limit, if failure weren't an option, with infinite tries and infinitesimal chance of success, could you persevere?

Raw, uncensored, "Humor"

"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Sometimes you just need a little time and some good food to find the better path.

A very salty gamer when I want to be.

Hi there.

I'm an exile from a far away land but I will return to my home and reclaim what is mine.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Rainbow Dash is best pony. TwiDash is best ship. Food is best. Ponies are life. Nuf said.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Howdy! If you're new here to the Derpy Fandom, click that follow button and join the ride! You can take it back whenever you like, though I doubt you will ;)

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

Just a squiggly tentacle thing with a severed limb to type with.

Just trying some writing.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.