"Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now."

I am Evangelina Valery Astaria Discordia. I will do anything to protect my kingdom and the one I love Eris H. Discordia also the kids we have.

To represent everything it stands for.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

All the clop, all the time.

A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Youtuber/VA/Stuff

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

I'm old. Classic rock all the way.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Fences are evil.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

unkown.

*Something profound.*

O.F.P.

Writing a whole new tale

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Too much to write; too little time