Retired author, husband and father.

Gotta ask, when will i write something good?

I'm alright, at least so far...

Me. Take it or leave it.

I am Evangelina Valery Astaria Discordia. I will do anything to protect my kingdom and the one I love Eris H. Discordia also the kids we have.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

I'm old. Classic rock all the way.

Fences are evil.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.