Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

The man of many stories, I try and entertain. Of worlds and ideals that could be of interest to those who are interested.

Average. Follower. Commenter. Reader. Reviewer.

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Unicorn Developer

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

Are you being good to all your internet friends, Knighty?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Friends with YO' MAMA!

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

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