I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

I'm a pony loving wierdo, but I don't bite. Talk to me.

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

"You think you know me..."

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

We don’t call it a comeback.

I'm simply a mad man who enjoys driving others mad. That way other people can see things from my perspective.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

space is a waste

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

What a beautiful Sunset.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

O.F.P.

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....