There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The magic comedy hoers.

Done.

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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)