Due to unknown circumstances, Jeremy finds himself in Equestria, with nothing but his clothes on. While he's trying to adapt to his unique circumstances, a series of incidents start occuring, ending up with fires spread across entire Equestria. Jeremy quickly finds himself blamed for them, but is given a chance to prove his innocence. What dark secrets will he discover along the way?

Anon spent the last year in Equestria, learning about its rights and rules, along with the new laws of physics which would be considered a joke back on earth. One of them goes as follows: "Every creature within Equestria's borders is affected by musical magic, making them sing when dealing with intense emotions."

That night, as he was making his way to his home through the streets of Ponyville, he thought back to his home. To his family, his old life, and his old hobbies. He reminded himself of one of the old cartoons he used to watch as a kid, Sesame Street, specificaly to one song he remembered: "I dont want to live on the moon."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzU

He heard the instruments start playing in the background, and he already knew what awaited him.

Unbeknown to him, Princess Luna was passing by, and decided to listen to what the popular human had to sing about.

Dick loves pepsi.
Do you love pepsi too?
Do you like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies?
Dick doesn't like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies.
And Dick especially doesn't like ponies trying to steal his only possession.
His very last bottle of pepsi.
Ponies love pepsi, and Dick doesn't know why.
Ponies are trying to steal Dick's pepsi.
But he will not let them.
It's his Precious Pepsi.