I'm insane. I'm a horrible person. I'm John "cock-a-freakin'-doodle" Martin, and you will love me.
Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.