• Member Since 23rd Jan, 2014
  • offline last seen Jun 29th, 2019

My Lemons are Handpicked


Go away, nothin' interesting here.

Aug
23rd
2015

Hi. · 10:03pm Aug 23rd, 2015

I'm back. That's really all there is to it.
Oh, yes! I need to tell you, that I am working on a new story called, "Piece of Wood."
Pretty straightforward, but I am trying to work my hardest on it!

Jan
1st
2015

GoodBye. · 6:34am Jan 1st, 2015

I am leaving FiMFiction.
I may come back rarely, but this maybe the last time you'll hear from me.
Good bye to some of my best friends I have met here.
-Homeless-Jmart
-Dragonborne Fox
-Midnight Rider
-MathewSwift
-Blue Beat

Most of you, I will miss, I hope atleast somebody reads this, to know I am gone.
Happy New Year, you fucking Skrub Lords.

Nov
29th
2014

I feel sorry for you guys. · 2:55am Nov 29th, 2014

Bad news for everyone! I AM BACK!
I am going to write more stories.
hahahahafaggothahaha!

Oct
28th
2014

What the fuck has the world come to? · 1:08am Oct 28th, 2014

Really? What is this shit?v

Jul
1st
2014

WTF · 8:48pm Jul 1st, 2014

Did you hear that people all over the world are trying to make gay marriage illegal because they think it's disgusting?
I think mushrooms are disgusting, but we're not making that illegal are we?

Jun
18th
2014

Finally! · 3:44pm Jun 18th, 2014

Look at this amazing bargain on hetrosexual people!

Jun
1st
2014

Bees: Different levels of fear · 3:33am Jun 1st, 2014

Okay, this is a bumblebee, if you see this, on you, or near you; You shouldn't even care.
This is a bee. You should only be scared if there is like, twenty of em'

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May
18th
2014

Question · 5:44am May 18th, 2014

Okay, blog posts are back, and I have a question. I have an urge to write a story, and see if I can make it good this time.
I just don't know what to write about. So if someone could give me an idea for a story, aslong as it's not appledash, twidash, pinkiedash, or any shippings like that. Not that I'm against gays, but I'm sick of those shippings.
(Btw, I favor comments like gold)

When life gives you trouble, you fight back, bite it off, swallow, and move on
-Thunder

May
9th
2014

OMG #2 · 2:26pm May 9th, 2014

We just hit 10 followers :yay:
This is amazing. I did have a story, but I deleted it when I got to 7 followers. Because it sucked badly.
I got 3 followers for nothing. I've met a lot of my followers, and their great friends, and I thank them for it.
I founded a nice little group called, "Equestrian Music".
I've got follows for nothing, but a crappy story that was deleted a long long time ago. That's cool and all, but I don't think I'll take another shot at a story.

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May
6th
2014

Stories · 8:17pm May 6th, 2014

So... I went on wonderful reading spree here, and I found a story, that has bunches of attention, and it's awfully good, indeed. However, I think it deserves much much more attention than it has.
It this wonderful story called, "My Very Little Ponies". If you have trouble searching it, you can find it in my favorites. Enjoy it, and trust me. It will be worth your time.

P.S. This will be my last blag post until there is actually a reason :P