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  • 456 weeks
    Hi.

    I'm back. That's really all there is to it.
    Oh, yes! I need to tell you, that I am working on a new story called, "Piece of Wood."
    Pretty straightforward, but I am trying to work my hardest on it!

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  • 490 weeks
    GoodBye.

    I am leaving FiMFiction.
    I may come back rarely, but this maybe the last time you'll hear from me.
    Good bye to some of my best friends I have met here.
    -Homeless-Jmart
    -Dragonborne Fox
    -Midnight Rider
    -MathewSwift
    -Blue Beat

    Most of you, I will miss, I hope atleast somebody reads this, to know I am gone.
    Happy New Year, you fucking Skrub Lords.

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  • 495 weeks
    I feel sorry for you guys.

    Bad news for everyone! I AM BACK!
    I am going to write more stories.
    hahahahafaggothahaha!

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  • 499 weeks
    What the fuck has the world come to?

    Really? What is this shit?v

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  • 516 weeks
    WTF

    Did you hear that people all over the world are trying to make gay marriage illegal because they think it's disgusting?
    I think mushrooms are disgusting, but we're not making that illegal are we?

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Jun
1st
2014

Bees: Different levels of fear · 3:33am Jun 1st, 2014

Okay, this is a bumblebee, if you see this, on you, or near you; You shouldn't even care.
This is a bee. You should only be scared if there is like, twenty of em'
This is a hornet. yeah, be scared. it's gonna hurt. even kill you if there's about 10.
Now... THIS is a fucking WASP! RUN! FORREST! RUUUUUN!!!!!!

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Comment posted by Deep deleted Jun 4th, 2014

This is still number one for scaring the shit out of me.

beneficialbugs.org/bugs/Giant_Water_Bug/giantwaterbug_on-hand.jpg

My old house was full of them because we lived next to a sewage drain or something. Imagine waking up at 3am and finding a couple of these on your pillow. And yeah they fly.

2172524 Oh, mah gah.
I was at a friend's house one time, and I was gonna leave. So, I went out the door, and BAM! Fully grown WASP. yes the bottom one. It was on his porch. Damn, they actually are bigger than they look in the picture.:rainbowwild:

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During one of my summer classes last year we had a bunch of wasps next to the windows. Our professor just kept them there to mess with us, and when asked to get rid of them he'd be like "You know where the windows are. Just open them."

The scariest moment is when they're right on top of you. Even worse that class was Bio, so we had to learn stuff like sodium and potassium channels in neurons while also keeping our eyes on a family of wasps.

2177616 Poor people. I did hear that Wasps don't hesitate to sting people. Maybe you were mistaken? (I'm kind of a bee junkie ya see):trixieshiftright:

I'm pretty sure they were wasps. Our professor was just a sadistic bastard lol.

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