I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

For 24 years this guy;s been living right next to me, and he's still clueless

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year