Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

"You think you know me..."

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Complete AppleDash fanatic!