Nancy Janeist

>:/

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

space is a waste

time is a crime

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

'Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?'

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I am A Fistful of Apples.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.