I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Just a pone who likes to write about other pones in compromising situations ranging from sexy to deadly and everywhere in between. https://ko-fi.com/scarletribbon

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Your worst fantasy.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

very good at writing very bad things

Yottall Ton Ciddors

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I enjoy writing about ponies. Mostly ponies having about sex.

Just another girl.

Just a lovely girl(s) writing about that most entertaining of subjects.

Hello people!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Mrrp

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Another one bites the dust.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

All the clop, all the time.

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I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous