Today is Derpy’s birthday, but she doesn’t treat it any differently than any other day of the year. But when a large, blue box with a very convincing tag has mysteriously been placed in her living room while she was out at work, the wall-eyed mare is understandably confused. She hasn’t seen her little sister since early in the morning, either, to make matters worse. Confused and alone, Derpy does the one thing anypony would do in her situation: play the ‘what’s inside the box’ game.

This is my first story posted on this site, and the second story I consider counts as writing a story. I really would like any constructive, and I can't stress that enough, criticism you guys have to offer me. This is also a special story, as it is (HUZZAH!) available to read on my own birthday. It was planned to be a oneshot, but I didn't finish writing it all in time, so it will be two or three chapters total, whenever I get around to finishing writing them.

Proofread by the amazing FluttaShift and goddamnAnimalPlanet.
Tags and characters are NOT FINAL, and will be updated as necessary.