Don't let this distract you from the fact that Pinkie Pie once burnt muffins.
A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!