As the blog title says, I've been getting into a new band recently. I'm probably really late, but Symphony X is actually pretty damned good as far as newer metal bands are concerned. They formed in 1994, and have released eleven albums. They are heavily influenced by progressive metal bands like Fates Warning and Dream Theater, as well as other bands like Queensryche, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, and Dio.

Have a quick listen...

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It's that holiday about how the Christian God's son came back to life after being killed...

...Also, colorful eggs and a rabbit for some reason.

That's what commercialization does to holidays, and while it is frustrating for Christians who actually care about the meaning of the holiday, it's only somewhat annoying to non-Christians who may or may not be Pagans due to technicality.

I'm only slightly bitter, if you couldn't tell.

Anyways, happy Easter you Christian nutballs.

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You know how Quentin Tarantino movies always are, with the several different intertwined stories all coming to one shared conclusion? What if someone wrote a fic like that? It'd be a pain in the ass to plan out, but if it is done right, it'd be great.

If I had the time, I'd probably give it a try, but I have too much going on for me to be able to write anything right now...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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So for a little less than two months, I've been learning about the esoteric arts. I've gotten to the point where I am getting fairly reliable results with minimal effort, and am able to mix styles of practice for my own use.

That's right, I can use fucking magick.

Yes, magick is real.

No, it's not stage magic.

It's not like Skyrim or MLP either.

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I still think it's trash, but it did have a good villain song. That's probably the only good point of the entire movie.

I mean, just listen. It's fits the villain very well and is great musically and lyrically. Too bad it was part of the worst EqG movie yet.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:8_2/23/2017

I'm a lonely bastard.

I only had 3 girlfriends in my entire life, and none of them worked out.

Heck, ever since my car broke down and I had to walk/bike everywhere, I haven't even reliably had a booty call (It's been more than three months).

So fuck your love for your significant others, I'm instead going to celebrate my Dad's birthday with him.

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Pinkie Pie...

Psycho Mantis...

Think of what the fandom could do with that.

I never really got into the Metal Gear games, but even so, I know enough to know that a crossover involving Pinkie Pie and Psycho Mantis would be awesome... or a tragedy if it was poorly written.

All because of this image by ScorpDK:

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
3:13_2/12/2017

You know what really grinds my gears? When people who write fanfiction are using numbers like 19 instead of typing it out like nineteen. It's not hard to do, and it looks so much more professional than 19 in the middle of your nice fancy paragraph or line of text. It's like someone putting cheap aftermarket rims on a Mercedes or something, why would you cheapen your writing when it takes very little effort to actually write out the number instead of just putting the numeric

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Unbuttered toast is like a cold grilled cheese sandwich made with cheese sauce without any soup.

Toast buttered with fake butter/margarine/Ihavenotroublebelievingthisisnotbutter/ect is like a warm grilled cheese sandwich with cheap store-brand american cheese and generic canned tomato soup.

Toast buttered with real butter (sweet cream lightly salted) is like a hot grilled cheese sandwich with premium-brand sharp wisconsin cheddar cheese and homemade from-scratch tomato soup.

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I don't have anything to talk about or say, I am bored and a little tired, I'm thinking about quickly frying up some eggs or something because I could eat, I am dreaming of coyotes for some reason, the world is round, I need to get myself a bottle of fireball whiskey, I'm unsure of what else to write here, and I don't know why I'm posting this.

Thoughts?

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
23:41_1/23/2017