My friend killed himself and my girlfriend (she's super hot and really the only one I've ever loved) broke up with me because I'm texting her so much because my friend killed himself and I wanted comfort or someone to share how I feel with (chicks dig it when you are emotional but the manliest man around, like me) well because im sad my friend killed himself plus I was rejected from all the jobs I applied for because im broke.... FML

hehe, but seriously, screw it. MORE TIME FOR PONIES!

I have a one page paper and a ten slide PowerPoint due in ten minutes. I haven't even started.
God speed gentlemen.

Note: I do not own Cyanide & Happiness, but they are awesome and you can find them at explosm.net

Listen up my minions (yes the ONE of you) I have created a group for all of you (hehe forever alone) to chat post stories and stuff whatever
and because this is a blog... my friend is rage quiting over half-life 2 episode 2... its funny

im at colbys house... hes pissed because hes playing tf2 on the xbox... its quite funny actually... shit... no idea what to talk about

hehe... just found out about that mature checkbox... nothing important of course...
i might be doing a story with konseiga... nothing big... except my dick AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
anyways, brushie brushie brushie